Curse

dasmitchies · Jan 06, 2009, 11:08 AM // 11:08

I would be grenth. Then i would Permakill all the qq folks who demand PVE nerfs when it has no effect on their personal playing experience. I would then demand all persons must engage in two hours of any form of pvp per month to keep their accounts active. Then i would force the designers of GW2 to release proof that it will be released. Finally I would spike ecto drops till they dropped to 2k ea and leave it there,

Frozy · Jan 06, 2009, 11:38 AM // 11:38

Fix Survivor

Alicendre · Jan 06, 2009, 11:42 AM // 11:42

... Escorting Leah Stone for about an hour would be the first, mandatory quest on every campaign. She would stop everytime you get out of her aggro bubble and have this build :
[Obsidian Flesh] [Dolyak Signet] [Armor of Earth] [Winter's Embrace]

IronSheik · Jan 06, 2009, 12:16 PM // 12:16

Stop Guild Wars So No One Has to Play This Game Ever.

xDusT II · Jan 06, 2009, 12:24 PM // 12:24

Delete the euro servers.

siadina · Jan 06, 2009, 12:30 PM // 12:30

If i were a Guild Wars god for a day....
It would be 1 hp day
Every mob
1 hp
Go epic Vanq!

Arduin · Jan 06, 2009, 12:35 PM // 12:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by siadina

If i were a Guild Wars god for a day....
It would be 1 hp day
Every mob
1 hp
Go epic Vanq!

...and give them all 5 pips of degen

silavor · Jan 06, 2009, 12:39 PM // 12:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arduinna

...and give them all 5 pips of degen

But then the monsters would all QQ about us being imba, and we humans would be nerfed to the ground!

Koning · Jan 06, 2009, 12:51 PM // 12:51

Delete Shadowform permanent.

Delete everything except GW:Prophecies

Jumping Is Uselss · Jan 06, 2009, 12:55 PM // 12:55

change all the /fame emotes to bambi regardless of rank, and stop the searing so i can forever frolic in a field full of red iris flowers...... jk I want to have the power to cause the searing again and again and again.

Shayne Hawke · Jan 06, 2009, 01:01 PM // 13:01

Give BAMPH! to every Aloe Seed in Pre.

Sawamura · Jan 06, 2009, 01:17 PM // 13:17

I'd ban all whiners, scammers, botters, rmt-traders and assholes.

I wonder who'd still be left in GW then ?

And I want world peace as well !
/sarcasm

sibelang · Jan 06, 2009, 01:36 PM // 13:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sawamura

And I want world peace as well !
/sarcasm

delete all skills and bring /hugs emote for a day
no farm
no pvp
no whiner
no etc
just /hugs for a day
plz

/gheymodeon

is this peace?!

Dawn Angelheart · Jan 06, 2009, 01:40 PM // 13:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleikki

ID Remove PvE skills, Remove Heros, Remove Inscriptions, Minipets, Greens, Nightfall, Guild wars Eye of the north. and return old favor system

mm Gw would be way better place without those

And Factions

2005 ftw.

own age myname · Jan 06, 2009, 01:44 PM // 13:44

Make everyone play old meta GvG (back when there was only Prophecies), now that was fun :P

Dre · Jan 06, 2009, 01:44 PM // 13:44

prevent the searing from ever happening (pre-sear

)

Aera Lure · Jan 06, 2009, 01:54 PM // 13:54

I'd remove PvE skills, heroes, consumables, greens, inscriptions and return the old Favor system.

Rothan Celt · Jan 06, 2009, 01:54 PM // 13:54

Id give everyone max pve titles sit back and laugh.
oh and create a kitty mini pet

Then i would kill all rangers by the name of Legolas

stupid mo fo's!

Neo Atomisk · Jan 06, 2009, 02:09 PM // 14:09

[email protected], Don't forget all the assassins with uchiha or naruto in their name.
tbh first, I'd stop time, thus letting me be god forever.

1) destroy the french (not the half french though)
2) destoy the koreans, cuz they beat me at everything.
3) Kill Kormir
4) Make Melandru, Lyssa and Dwayna my slaves
5) Make Balthazar and Grenth my Bodyguards
6) Kill Saul D'allesio cuz he's noob
7) Raise Turai Ossa from the dead
8) Kill the Stone Summit, cuz they're like the Dwarf KKK
9) Charge My Layzorz
10) Make Carting less annoying
11) Make Vanqing less annoying
12) Play Daft Punk as the Default background music.
13) Send 10K+ Zkeys to my account
14) Add Israel as a region in Elona
15) Make Chuck Norris Govern Israel (Its like an unstoppable force + An immovable object).
16) Turn Golems into real boys
17) Make Armor Autoinfused
18) Make things more original (No more margonite/mursaat same models)
19) Make Abaddon talk.
20) Figure out who the "Mysterious Stranger" is.
21) Make a path between Ascalon and the Charr Homelands
22) Use up the unused 50% of the maps
23) Make Jora naked
24) Make a mudkip mini
25) Swallow my layzorz

jiggles · Jan 06, 2009, 02:12 PM // 14:12

give myself a r7 fully inscribable curses BDS